Donald Trump ("Mouth and Pants Shitter")
President of the United States
- 2025-10-05: "Portland is burning to the ground."
- 2025-10-02: "[Could Zohran Mamdani be the] Best thing that could happen to the Republican Party? A Communist Mayor in NYC."
- 2025-10-02: "We have no inflation."
- 2025-09-30: "[Democrats] want to give [illegal immigrants] full health care benefits."
- 2025-09-29: "Self proclaimed New York City Communist, Zohran Mamdani, who is running for Mayor"
- 2025-09-27: "I am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to provide all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland"
- 2025-09-27: "It was just revealed that the FBI had secretly placed, against all Rules, Regulations, Protocols, and Standards, 274 FBI Agents into the Crowd just prior to, and during, the January 6th Hoax."
- 2025-09-26: "President Trump ended 7 WARS"
- 2025-09-25: "[The shutdown] is all caused by the Democrats"
- 2025-09-24: "First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt. This was absolutely sabotage"
- 2025-09-24: "The Democrats want Illegal Aliens, many of them VIOLENT CRIMINALS, to receive FREE Healthcare."
- 2025-09-23: "[China builds windmills], but they have very few wind farms. So why is it that they build them and they send them all over the world, but they barely use them? You know what they use? Coal. They use gas. They use almost anything, but they don’t like wind."
- 2025-09-20: "We stopped the conflict between Cambodia and Armenia. It was just starting and it was a bad one."
- 2025-09-19: "Just out: No Inflation!!!"
- 2025-09-10: "Most [political] violence is on the left."
- 2025-05-15: "The United States of America is the only Country in the World that does [birthright citizenship], for what reason, nobody knows"
- 2024-09-10: "They're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats"